Ellen’s Weblog

I went bowling yesterday.  Using the orange ball of hate, I got a high score of 112.  As we started another game, I was “on the ball” so to speak.  I bowled 2 strikes followed by a spare, it had the potential to be my best game ever.  Then all of a sudden there were like 18 firefighters in there telling us we had to get out.  They took away possibly my best game ever!  And not one of them was cute.  How is that fair?  Anyway, the building next to the bowling alley had caught on fire so we got to see the flames on the way out.  That almost makes up for disrupting the game that could have been. 

I went to the zoo on Memorial Day.  It rained the entire time, it was awesome.  All the animals were out and active.  The cougar was hissing at something in the bushes, that was a tad frightening.  I don’t trust a chain-link fence to contain such a beast.  Then the monkeys were making a bunch of noise, that was funny.  I stuck my head in an elephant skull.  Then ate a churro.  The zebras were fighting, kicking at each other and everything.  Animals smell bad.  Tigers eat gross raw meat.  And the meercats are hilarious.   I played with them for a long time.  And I saw a lizard give another lizard a piggy back ride.  Then I ate cotton candy and drank out of an elephant.  All in all, a pretty awesome trip to the zoo.

Also, I don’t have much of a voice because I messed it up rocking everyone at singstar.  I could totally be a member of the B52’s.

I love cotton candy.  That is all.

I think I will take a cue from one of my heroes.  Dwight Shrute.  I will not call this a “blog”, I will indeed continue to call it a weblog.  I refuse to conform to the appreviation. 

I just learned about my sister’s UTI due to the fact that she used to eat dirt.  I thought it was years ago but it turns out that it was yesterday.  I might vomit. 

I have a new favorite band.  Their name is Ludo.  They have a song called, “Love me Dead”.  Some of the lyrics are, “You’re hidious, and sexy.”  How would you not love that song?  It is amazing.  There is also a song called, “Go Getter Greg”.  It talks about stalking the girl in his apartment complex.  It is funny. 

Flatterappin is a funny word.

That is all for todays weblog.  Good day.