Ugh.

It has just been one of those days.  I ordered a pizza for lunch and they brought the wrong one.  Then it took them more than a half hour for them to remedy the situation.  Then I went to Wal-Mart to pick up some contacts and ended up waiting 30 minutes.  Has anyone heard of multi-tasking?  And, I had to clean off my car like three times today.  I normally love the snow but it is annoying me today.  And…I’m done complaining.  Have a good day!

 

Why am I such a Spaz?

Alas, this is one question that I do not have an answer for.

On Saturday I fell of a stool I was standing on (to reach my shelves).  I thought I broke my foot.  It turns out I just bruised the bone.  Who does that?  Why is like I’m five?

 

Talks.

Today I spoke in Sacrament meeting.  I think it went ok.  Not long enough, but what are you going to do?  I’ll tell you what I did, nothing. 

Brian gave me a new old shirt today.  It has a picture of his face on it from when he was in 8th grade or so.  It is hilarious and awesome.  I want to wear it everyday. 

It finally rained here!  I love the rain so much!  I was going to go play in it but I was wearing my new Brian shirt and didn’t want to hurt it.

 

Shocking!

I totally got electrocuted the other day.  I was plugging in my laptop and my thumb was partly over the outlet and bam!  Ellen had been shocked.  It made my heart mad and my arm go numb.  Weird, huh?

 

Lesson learned

And what is that lesson?  Wal-Mart has the best prices on sleeping bags.  After going to the Army-Navy store and some recreation/sports place and Shop-ko (all in my lunch hour, by the way), I learned that was a wasted effort.  I should have just gone to Wal-Mart in the first place.  But on the plus side, I have a new sleeping bag   Camping, here I come!!!

 

It would have been funny.

So, I went to the store the other day at lunch and bought some tomato soup and tampons.  I laughed the rest of the way through the store, through the check out line and all the way back to work.  I had a really hard time not playing any practical jokes.  Can’t you see the hilarity that could have ensued?  Its too bad I work where it would not be appreciated.

Also, today is my niece, Maddie’s birthday.  She is four today.  I called to wish her a happy birthday and all she could tell me is that her mom wasn’t there because she was shopping.  It was pretty funny.

 

Haiku-you-do?

Learning the newness.

Much like eating sweet candy.

Contains happiness.

 

Shear Genius?

Have you ever watched that show?  I watched it all weekend, there was some sort of marathon.  I couldn’t watch it for as long as it was on though because, honestly, the stylists were making me nuts.  I could freaking smoke almost all of them.  It did however make me realize that I do not miss working in a salon.  The psychiatrists office I work in is full of less crazy people than the average salon.  There is so much drama involved in that lifestyle.  Yes, I believe hairstylist is a lifestyle, not just a job.  I miss creating hair masterpieces but I don’t think that is worth working in a salon.  Not ever.  All in all, entertaining show.  Not so entertaining when that is actually your life.

 

Haunted Toilets.

The toilets at my work are freaking haunted.  The water is hot.  It is a little like a facial for your can, but creepy.  How can this happen?  Someone would have to change it for it to be this way….but who?  I blame ghosts.  Possibly the ghost of the kitten that jumped of the roof here a couple weeks ago.  Kitty suicide is a sad fate.  Or it could just be the same force that pushed that kitten to edge.  I’m thinking of setting up some hidden cameras to find out.  Maybe they can catch whoever or whatever has been moving things around on my desk.  I think they are all connected….now I must find out how!

 

The Batman.

I am in love with The Dark Knight!  It is such a freaking good movie!  I went to the midnight showing this morning and it has completely made my day.  I want to go see it over and over again. 

Also, that is the last time I ever go to a midnight premier at the district.  It is way too full of whiney little posers.  Seriously, little boys with guitars singing/crying on the grass.  Ugh. 

And there were like 6 theaters all showing Batman at midnight, that is such a mistake.  They should be staggered so there aren’t 8 billion people trying to get there and leave at exactly the same time.  Why am I not in charge of the world?  It would be a much happier place.

Even with the annoyances it was totally worth it.  I have a huge crush on Batman.  Maybe I could find my own Bruce Wayne.  Anyone know a rich boy that likes to dress up at night?  Let me know.